Mosquitos

Mosquitos suck, literally! They are blood sucking demons that spread not only disease but they will leave you with little bumps where they have taken their samples, almost as if they are marking their territory. You may have asked yourself, “Why do mosquitos exist? What was God thinking when he made them?” I am still researching this but the theory I am going with right now is that they are aliens from planet Suck taking samples of our DNA to their leader Sir Sucksalot. Once they get enough of our blood they will try to clone us. Who knows maybe they already have clones now! Where do you think hickeys come from, did it originate from a mosquito/human clone trying to force their ways on mankind??? Stand with me and stop these invasive bloodsucking, bump scratching aliens from taking over. Next time your sitting down trying to enjoy Facebook or watch your favorite TV show and can’t stop itching say no! NOSQUITO!